Recovery Veggie Format: Lazy Shred-and-Bake
Recovery Veggie Format: Lazy Shred-and-Bake
Ever hit rock bottom and come out the other side knowing how to start a fire, use a sander, AND make a veggie bake that'll feed you for two days?
After two months of my mom basically spoon-feeding me in my childhood home through the scariest cocktail of burnout and suicidal depression I'd ever tasted — recovery attempt number one, not great, would not recommend — I Googled "retreat center volunteers Bulgaria" like the unhinged person I apparently am, and found a place I could barely believe existed.
Solar powered. Only accessible by boat. Overlooking a Vacha dam in the Rhodopes with the kind of view that makes you question every life decision that didn't lead you here sooner.
I spent a month here living with no less than two dozen goats, 10 cats, 5 curious and genuinely adorable boars, 2 dogs, and a puppy who is still on the fence about me.
I learned to start a fire in my mid-thirties. I used a sander for the first time. I finally slept through the night after six months of surviving on two to three hours max.
Then I got sick for three days straight. Flat on my back, no appetite, no energy, no plan. And then yesterday I came back online. I looked around the kitchen and thought — okay, let's have some fun.
Here's what I put together:
Beetroot
Zucchini
Regular and sweet potatoes
Buckwheat
Eggs (I used 6 but you can use fewer or more)
Hard white cheese (about a handful)
Olives
Fresh herbs.
Here's what I did:
Shredded all the vegetables into roughly equal portions.
Boiled the buckwheat separately until just cooked.
Mixed everything together in one bowl with the eggs and crumbled cheese.
Seasoned it.
Lined a baking pan with baking paper — because nobody has time for scrubbing pans unnecessarily.
Poured in the mixture, smoothed it out, put it in the oven.
Went for a walk in the mountains. Came back to find my lunch waiting for me.
Here's what happened:
Two days worth of meals. Breakfast, lunch, dinner — this thing does it all. At least for my taste. Easy to put on a plate. Easy to eat on the go. Every color, every macro, maximum nutrition with minimum effort. Dense, satisfying, and genuinely delicious in a way that felt almost unfair given how little work went into it.
Also — fair warning. Beetroot is not subtle about its journey through your system. You're not dying. You're welcome.
Dare to try it differently:
Swap the buckwheat for lentils, quinoa, or cooked rice.
Add spinach or grated carrot for extra color.
Replace the white cheese with feta or skip it entirely for a dairy-free version.
Throw in whatever protein you have lying around — canned chickpeas work beautifully.
The base logic stays the same: shred, mix, bake, enjoy.
This is what I've been teaching for over ten years and what I apparently needed to be reminded of myself.
You don't need a recipe. You need whatever's in your fridge and the confidence that it'll be enough.
It always is.
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